............broom closet claiming:
"I really wanted to do it but at the very moment I was about to go in action I realized that Boris Becker had already done that and he has not only done so much for our sport, he is also a good friend".
"But soon after I felt like throwing up for passing up such an opportunity and decided to end my life but memory of Borg having already attempted that held me back as he has also done so much for our sport and is a good friend".
Just then Djokovic entered the room and appeared distraught. When asked the reason for his listlessness he said he has decided to NOT beat Nadal at 11 Slam finals because Lendl has already been there and that he has done so much for our sport and is also a good friend.
Not to be left behind, Murray revealed the REAL reason for losing at three Slam finals. It's because Fred Perry has done so much for the sport and was a good friend (he is dead, right? Should be).
Djokovic intervened right then to chime in about how much Laver has done for our sport and that he is a good friend as the true reason for not completing the calendar Slam last year, even though he really wanted to do it.
Nadal phoned in to air his thoughts about breaking Borg's record at Roland Garros as he has done so much for the sport and is a good friend.
Delpo - Roddick good friend - one Slam wonder.
Murray - Nalbandian good friend - best player to not win a Slam.
Nadal - Federer good friend - holding 'back' from boning Monaco.
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