BUNNEE
MY favourite quotes:
The older you get, the better you were.
"My how you’ve grown -- you’ll soon be able to grab God’s balls"
Start each day off with a smile & get it over with.
Your best is none too good!
Don’t just stare at me… fantasize!
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
You have delusions of adequacy.
Eat what you like & let the food fight it out inside.
In God we trust -- all others we monitor.
God, please save me from your followers!
Eat the rich -- the poor are tough & stringy.
It’s a blink from diapers to Depends.
We don’t make sense, but we do like pizza.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
When you’ve seen one nuclear war, you’ve seen them all.
You’re kind of a big deal.
If all else fails, lower your standards.
The last time I saw him, he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand.
Grub first, then ethics.
Every silver lining has a cloud.
A clean shirt attracts the soup of the day.
Don’t get even… get odd!
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Have a nice day… somewhere else!
What’s the use? Yesterday an egg, tomorrow a feather duster.
Love it. specially -A clean shirt attracts the soup of the day.Hahahhhh how true.
Posted by: Dee | 04/07/2011 at 05:12 AM
These are great!
"Grub first, then ethics."
reminds me of a George Carlin joke about our three human brain levels - upper, mammalian, and reptilian:
The upper brain tells us, "give peace a chance"
The mammalian brain tells us, "give peace a chance... but first, let's kill this motherfucker"
And the reptilian brain just says, "Let's just kill the motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid."
Posted by: SE | 04/07/2011 at 10:00 AM
Especially like the lover's lane one. These are so funny. Many thanks for these, Bunnee
Posted by: DSG | 04/07/2011 at 12:04 PM