Possible problems for following tennis marriages.

Sampras:

Goes completely bald?

Bridgette decides to resume her movie career.

Revelation of Bridgette conspiring with Agassi in the disappearance of trophies.

Agassi:

Duh!!!!! Offering Graf's nude photo at a freaking fund raiser?

Saddle-back begins to turn into a real one - with a horse?

Missionary position becomes an impossibility - if it hasn't already - without involving scraping off the floor routine.

Roddick:

Roddick joins Chippendales.

Brooklyn starts stripping - without the cameras?

Brooklyn becomes a hit movie star with ascension timed perfectly with Roddick's ride into the sunset.

Federer:

Wawrinka inroads overtake the 'trap-condom' road? You see, Mirka is currently tolerating the straying as she has her own demons to counter the flow. But when the 'post' is overtaken - quite a possibility with Wawrinka's recent divorce / rebound vulnerability / free time - the 'compromise' may bust open.

Federer's career takes a sudden, vertical and nasty dip eroding the 'nice guy' pretensions releasing frustration and impatience thereby impacting home and other life?

Annacone-Mirka episodes become public.

Elin comes looking for companionship - without the clubs?

Hewitt:

For rock people, Hewitt proposed to Bec after being with her for just four to five weeks. And he was engaged to Clijsters with wedding already planned. First, isn't there some reality show in there somewhere and second anyone heard of 'rebound' coming back to hound?

Comments

[Jef Costello]

You occasionally out do yourself TP. Nice work on this one. I gave a snicker when reading your Rodick and Agassi notes :-)