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Impressions of the top 4 -- Just hear without looking. From Chipnputt. Thanks.

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What the........?

Federer on how to hit a perfect backhand - on clay.

By this time shouldn't you be scrambling for a tissue unless............

At least one brave soul is making an attempt.

Nadal making fun of a fat umpire?

Any more and he could qualify for 'special' Olympics?

Hair transplant talk?

Is she (he?) sleeping or 'eyeing'? Nadal is making sure the latter is easily achieved? And are you freaking flying a plane right after? Geeeezzzz!!!!! And that STILL falls under comb-over.

What the........?

Broking Backing Happening? Happened?

Having a maid in the house WILL get verified one day no matter.......

Most coordinated athlete? Not so much - in hibernation? Retirement? Scary too?

Job where you may accidentally turn gay. Isn't one clown asking for it? Has already been 'delivered'?

Chippendales audition - with one contestant already looking past it? And Diana Federer is not fooling anyone!!!

All rock people, click here. Geezzzzz!!!!!

Federer has found a way to beat Nadal on clay?

Nadal losing big - on the head, the one above his neck - that we know of.

Safin manages to force a standing ovation from at least one fan.

Reason Roddick is not a father yet - of 'twins'?

You know, at this rate, tennis may REALLY become just an after thought. Geeeeeeezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

Berlocq auditioning for day job as tennis fails to rise to his expectations.

Preview of tennis courts @ US Open in the next five years. Two? Already there? Is it also the preview of the player? Holes represent the then Hawk-Eye.

On Federer's list of 'missed opportunity'.

Can you guess what Llodra is doing? No, you can't!!!!!!!!

Hint: Something to do with testing.

Is that a watch or a wallet? Suitcase? And what is the other puppy doing?

Here's an opportunity to set up a whole new University to teach how to not make a REAL funny clown of yourself when getting angry. What does he look like when he is funny? Angry?

 

For rock people, he is questioning receiving the time violation. He wasn't offered an informal courtesy warning.

Murray fails the 'kid' test - again. The kid is in intensive therapy now. For rock people, Murray does this every year. He takes a shower, shaves, does his hair, wears clothes and faces a kid to gauge how bad he really looks. Therapy has been getting.....

......'intensier' every year - for the kids AND Murray. Judy was in there too, but she has been kicked out of the facility for grossing out the elderly.

Nadal attempts to mess with Federer's knees. Proof? Nadal is present. Can you spot him? No, you can't!!!!!!!!

It is now mandatory to include the words 'tennis match' right after 'doubles' is mentioned @ ATP - for now. WTA could be next, followed by 'mixed'. Geeezzzzz!!!!! Shouldn't this be the FIRST freaking chapter @ ATP university? And from the looks of it,....

...........there may be a need for whole another university for linespeople too.

Jim Carrey contemplating suing Nadal barely after Stallone got done with him.

Learning the hard way that not all objects are inanimate? Didn't learn anything from Toy Story? And that they can exact revenge - at the wrong time, place and body part?

Look Poodle, no hydrant.

Nadal to Federer: "Watch your back".

Wonder what the discussion could be about!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see somebody resisting!!!!!!!!!!! Glad they are not entered for Olympics @ ANY 'sport'.

Maradona cannot hold it inside any longer. Del Potro 'saw' it coming 'long' ago.

Nadal moving on up. Down? Just moving? Without moving? Visualizing other similar parts?.......

Somebody is losing hair - and eyes?

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Maradona now carries a box around a tennis court.

Induction ceremony to a mental asylum.

Naivety of not being on guard when Wawrinka is 'behind' you. Ferrer escapes with just the wine - that we know of. And does Wawrinka EVER smile? Geeezzz!!!!!!! Or is this just a case of Ferrer mistaking the bottle for Wawrinka?

Djokovic reveals secret to his elevated endurance lately. And that's two Swiss clowns making out in the back - if you can spot them, that is.

Wawrinka before he was messed up mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually and .........?

Harrison blames it on thoughts about Federer and Wawrinka.

 

Djokovic on sighting Nadal in the stands. And that CANNOT be the freaking tongue. Geeeeeeeezzzzzz!!!!!!!!

Nadal in a three-some?

Nadal: "I was forced to take them. It's not my fault".

Murray clarifies his head smacks: "I have a lice problem".

Shouldn't Murray's lone Slam title be revoked SOLELY based on this?