ROLAND GARROS, PARIS, FRANCE: MAY 27 - JUNE 10: DJOKOVIC, NADAL, FEDERER.
........that a player, other than Borg, came VERY close to winning Wimbledon seven freaking times? No, you didn't!!!!!!
Boris Becker reached seven Wimbledon finals - same as Sampras and Federer. Won just three. He is also the youngest Wimbledon champion, meaning he had many many prime years to get to seven - compared to the other two clowns.
Who did he lose to those four times? Edberg (2), Stich and Sampras.
........that the adversity or accident you recently 'NARROWLY' missed was NOT meant for you FROM THE GET GO.
Translation: The one that you 'NARROWLY' got trapped under was MEANT for you FROM THE GET GO. So forget about the BS about being five minutes early or late or whatfreakingever and instead deal with it knowing that it was SENT by your Creator for reasons you may or may not know - EVER.
.......that since the bald patch has already received international live coverage, Roddick has been forced into a surgery of a different kind for cover up:
Surgically embed the baseball cap onto his scalp.
Brooke is hoping for growth in other areas to remain robust for fear of other extreme measures and celibacy.
In the history of the sport that includes Open, Shut or partial shut eras, there have been JUST 15 men who have won a Slam without dropping a set.
How many women? Eighty freaking five. Isn't that ALL the women who have EVER played the game - professionally or any other way? Can we then SHUT the WTA - NOW? Waiting for triple digits? Geeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following players have won a Grand Slam singles title without losing a set:
| No. | Player | Grand Slam | Seed | Matches | Sets | GW | GL | % Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Don Budge |
1938 Australian Championships | 1 | 5 | 15 | 100 | 60 | 62.5% |
| 2 | Don Budge (2) |
1938 Wimbledon Championships | 1 | 7 | 21 | 129 | 48 | 72.8% |
| 3 |  John Bromwich |
1939 Australian Championships | 1 | 5 | 15 | 93 | 37 | 71.5% |
| 4 | Tony Trabert |
1955 Wimbledon Championships | 1 | 7 | 21 | 131 | 60 | 68.6% |
| 5 | Neale Fraser |
1960 U.S. National Championships | 1 | 7 | 21 | 135 | 59 | 69.6% |
| 6 | Chuck McKinley |
1963 Wimbledon Championships | 4 | 7 | 21 | 140 | 82 | 63.1% |
| 7 | Roy Emerson |
1964 Australian Championships | 1 | 6 | 18 | 114 | 60 | 65.5% |
| 8 | Ken Rosewall |
1971 Australian Open | 2 | 6 | 18 | 114 | 66 | 63.3% |
| 9 |  Ilie Năstase |
1973 French Open | 2 | 7 | 19 | 115 | 49 | 70.1% |
| 10 |  Björn Borg |
1976 Wimbledon Championships | 4 | 7 | 21 | 133 | 70 | 65.5% |
| 11 | Björn Borg (2) |
1978 French Open | 1 | 7 | 21 | 127 | 29 | 81.4% |
| 12 | Björn Borg (3) |
1980 French Open | 1 | 7 | 21 | 126 | 38 | 76.8% |
| 13 |  Roger Federer |
2007 Australian Open | 1 | 7 | 21 | 132 | 72 | 64.7% |
| 14 |  Rafael Nadal |
2008 French Open | 2 | 7 | 21 | 128 | 41 | 75.7% |
| 15 | Rafael Nadal (2) |
2010 French Open | 2 | 7 | 21 | 130 | 71 | 64.7% |
XERES
Did you know ?
This is the first time in history all four Slams are held by four different women who are all first-time winners.
..........that Tray tables on airplanes are a magnet for germs and other filthy freaking stuff? Hint: It's used to change diapers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...............that some clown from Switzerland has already won the singles Olympic Gold?
Name? Marc Rosset. Year 1992 @ BARCELONA???? Highest rank: 8. He even beat Federer for some French title.
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............that there's a global organization whose SOLE freaking function is to plant a car, person, any object in your blind spot EVERY freaking time you back your car from ANY freaking place? You could be in a God-forsaken freaking desert and a someone / something WILL appear. There have been cases where whole light poles have appeared out of nowhere. Geeeeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know?
.........that Djokovic made his appearance on Simpsons ?
..............that the show of ball to the opponent before serving when new balls are introduced is not required by the rules, it's just good sportsmanship?
.........that your faith in the Creator is strongest when it runs smack in the middle of hope (of His mercy) and fear (of His punishment). It's like the two wings of a bird. You probably don't know that a bird cannot fly with one wing and you certainly don't know that a bird cannot fly with one weak wing.
For rock people, that translates into freaking this: You cannot just base the faith on hope or fear alone. You need EQUAL potions of both for ideal product. Geeeezzzz!!!!
It's based on years of research on what most humans consider 'acceptable' attire.
Dress for success by John T. Molloy.
.......that clowns can apply your car breaks, activate the air bags, turn off the headlights at night etc.--------while you are driving?
..................that FoxConn, the company that builds iPads, iPhones and iPods for Apple, is planning to replace 1,000,000 employees with robots by 2015.
............that the movie 'Heat' is based on a true story?
..........that you can request your credit report for FREE @ Annual credit report. com - every 12 months?
Here's the wikipedia page / info on the above site.
........that your Creator is aware that life is tough so he sent down a crystal clear set of guidelines with a road map to make it easy for you but you won't listen and are hell bent on taking the bumpy road?
Make it freaking easy on yourself and follow the no-brainer freaking instructions.
Make the place you will be going after death better than the place you are currently in. You know how to do that, don't you? If not, drown yourself in the kitchen sink NOW. Geezzzz!!!!!!! Heard of good deeds? No, you haven't!!!!
........that if you do not come to a complete stop before turning right on a red light the ticket for the infraction is $460? No, you judgemental freaks, I didn't get it, just heard it.
...........that on average people spent $140 on Mother's day gift this year?
............that if you sit upright instead of freaking slouching all the freaking time you can get off the throne in the morning a lot quicker?
Don't freaking believe it? Try this: When the traffic begins to move while you are all slouched over, straighten up right in the middle of the move and watch many more cars race past the signal before the light turns red.
Hey, at least I don't watch porn, 'solitaire the work place to death' or pretent to be busy like you freaks do everyfreakingday. I keep myself busy with such life changing earth shattering stuff.
...........that the mike and camera on your phone can be activated without your knowledge, allowing people to hear what you are saying or see what you are doing - in privacy? Oh, what did you say? "I don't have a smart phone and my phone has no GPS". Your whereabouts can still be traced based on cell towers you use.
..............that Kobe Bryant earns $302,000 per game. Regular season is 82 games = $24,764,000. Then there's the post season. That's freaking insane. Don't agree? Try this: It took the near unanimous GOAT of tennis (Federer) seven years to get there. Not enough? Nadal today is at a mere $38 million after ten years of running around. And he is already amongst the greats of the game.
Honeybees visit about two million flowers to make one pound jar of honey.
One gallon of honey equals the combined bee flight distance of going to the moon and back.
A bee's life span ranges from 3-6 weeks.
Bees produce the only food that will never spoil. Edible honey has been found in Egyptian tombs.
............that security cameras in Las Vegas are sharp enough to read the serial number on the bill in your hand?
.............it’s very common for a Yahoo email account being hijacked because lifting the password via the secret question can be done with a brute force attack. That’s why most tech gurus recommend using GMail because gmail requires your cellphone as verification.
.........that most NFL (American Football) players die about 20 years ahead of schedule? Average age 54 years. Average life span? 77.9.
.........that the hard drive on your computer will either 'die' right at the beginning or it will begin to 'die' at the rate of 8% every year after two years?
.............that just like people are perceived dumb - fairly or unfairly - when their text includes typos / spelling mistakes, similar reaction occurs when you are out of shape. You are perceived mentally deficient and inferior. Duh!!!!!!!!!
.............and if you didn't already know this, you should be drowning yourself in the kitchen sink - before or after reading this - preferably before:
That you SHOULDN'T be receiving ANY refund from the IRS when you file your taxes. Not only are you loaning the government your money, you are doing it interest free.
Solution? Adjust your freaking exemptions. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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